Demonwarp

Lexzilla3.0

I kind of have to give it up for any film that goes ‘you know what, bigfoot’s only the first level of crazy’. Like kudos to you 80s trash that dreamed big. And happy us for being the recipients of this weird melange of cabin in the woods, monster, zombie, alien, occult grindhouse offering with bonus George Kennedy in a yellow bucket hat. It’s one of those films where the first half is mostly spent watching goofy young people be vaguely annoying whilst you look forward them then getting picked off, but then it takes a turn and things go so off the rails in the second half that you forgive any of the more plodding moments that came before. And it’s all done on a low budget that it can’t quite achieve the cosmos aura its going for. which somehow makes it even better.

Lou (rhymes with wow!)3.5

Now why did you have to decapitate that nice lady, Mr bigfoot? You just saw a pair of boobies, man, so there really was no need to go all nuclear like some crazed berserker. Chill!What a wonderfully weird movie. I hope it will get a nice (remastered) release some day.🐵🛸🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️♥️

Tony the Terror4.5

Is this movie even real??!!! Like did I actually watch a movie or just suddenly go on a 90 minute long wild hallucinatory trip that included George Kennedy because honestly you guys either one is possible 🤷🏻‍♂️A truly unique cabin in the woods slasher meets Bigfoot movie that morphs into an alien ufo possession movie?!! With ritual sacrifices!! It’s amazing! Something that truly is a product of the 80’s that could only have happened in the 80’s I can’t even begin to fathom the amount of cocaine that was involved in writing this bold and brazen DISASTERPIECE.George Kennedy has always let us know that he’s wasn’t too good for anything and I just wonder what he was thinking when he made especially bizarre choices like this one. That man was too good for this world I tell you! Plus this has Michelle Bauer and 80’s staple Billy Jayne in it so I’m just wondering when the fuck this is going to get the deluxe treatment it obviously deserves??Was there a scene where a guy seems to be in the process of transforming into a Bigfoot type dude and the main character just pulls his face off like the mask it is?? Did I see that correctly?? FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!