Every conspiracy theory obsessed chuds wet dream. This movie spends way too much time on this guy being a white savior and turning an eight year old into a soldier and not nearly enough time on how he’s a goddamn genius that can make magic bullets and bullet proof invisibility cloaks. He invents a curving bullet and just gives it away, there’s no Chekhov’s gun. It just disappears and never comes back. It’s about as subtle as a rock to the head too. Brownstone instead of Blackrock, very clever! That’ll really get ‘em. And AI data centers and foreign oligarchs are ruining small town America, but let’s have Shea Whigham drive a Tesla. Good idea. As far as chud-slop goes, could be worse. The actions pretty decent despite how unrealistic it gets in the final shootout given how relatively grounded the rest of the film was. I mean, it’s basically a modern Rambo with data centers but without any of John Rambo’s interesting character traits or PTSD. Just a genius doubling as a cold blooded killer. Caviezel is also a terrible actor by the wayThe kid running back into a burning house saying “I need to save dad!” proceeding to only grab the government issued dead soldier flag got a chuckle out of me though, so there’s that. Hope everyone likes this. It’s about to be the right wing slop Paramount is going to force down our throats until they go under. Chud fatigue is real and these movies weren’t successful before woke 3.0 to begin with. 2026 On the Silver Screen2026, My Year In Movies
