Genuinely, go fuck yourself. The biggest waste of my time at the movies this year. Hell, it’s the biggest waste of my time at the moves since I saw House on Eden. They present this movie in wide screen, but they couldn’t be fucked enough to go back and check anything. So much of this takes place through a phone camera of a livestream on instagram and none of it is cropped correctly. They didn’t go back and resize anything for their wide screen presentation so so much of the on screen text and live chat is cut off. For Christs sake, the final act has the main character wearing a go pro on her chest, and they choose to add text to the screen saying it so you never forget it’s her chest cam. BUT THEY DIDN’T GO BACK AND MOVE THE TEXT UP!!! Half of it is cut off the entire time! Lazy, sloppy, stupid, pointless, horrendously not scary relying way too hard on shitty jump scares and music stings and again, it was a complete waste of my time. I needed to fight to stay awake during this snore fest because literally nothing happens. But I can’t say the same for one half of the only other people in the theatre with me. Idk if it was the boyfriend or the girlfriend but one of them fell asleep half way through and snored the entire time, and honestly I don’t blame them. As for the villains motivation and what’s going on here, I’m sorry your daughter was dumb as a rock man but this is not Chiara’s fault whatsoever. She said “never stop posting!” and your daughter interrupted that as hang yourself on instagram live to become an influencer? Sorry man that’s just culling the herd. Easily one of the worst movie’s of the year. 2026 On the Silver Screen2026, My Year In Movies
