"Bert, what the hell is that?"""Huh? Oh, I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels.""Why would you wanna kill squirrels?""'cause they're gay.""Bert, don't be a fucking retard.""I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill 'em either way.""PANCAKES! PANCAKES! PANCAKES!""Yeah, he's a professor... OF BEING A DOG! OOOH, FACED!... Scratch moded!""I don't want any of us getting sick, but you two fuckin' fuckers insist on touching her, now she's bleeding all over both you guys!""Jeff's mom has such great ideas, 'Let's get a cabin'... so gay!""Boy, you wanna give me one good reason why you would steal a snickers bar.""The nougat?"Rated R for strong violence and gore, sexuality, language and brief drug use.
