Dude Bro Party Massacre III

Tony the Terror4.0

Yeah I enjoyed this piece of delightful silly trash. It honestly walks the finest line I’ve ever seen between awful stupid humor and brilliant stupid humor. Like there were times where my eyes rolled a full 360° around inside my head then there were times I was laughing heartily out loud so I’d say it succeeded in what it set out to do.Any time that girl got knocked the fuck out by a person or object I was legit cry laughing and I don’t know why I find that kind of thing so damn funny but it’s just who I am.

Eli Hayes4.5

Hoop-Tober 2.0, Film 18 of 31:I've now watched two films back to back featuring yards of someone's guts being wrenched out of their stomach. And yes, I really did just rate this a 9/10."Your body is so fucking jacked and fertile.It's like your sperm count must be in the billions or something."My advice to all fans of horror/slasher films, horror-comedies, surrealist/absurdist comedies, satires and parodies: seek out Dude Bro Party Massacre III ASAP; it's from the 5-Second Films crew and feels like some sort of fusion between Everything is Terrible, Astron 6 and the most obscure Adult Swim content. For me, it may be the most consistently hilarious movie of the year (but I do admittedly have a pretty strange sense of humor).Highlights:- Patton Oswalt as The Chief- Greg Sestero (Mark from The Room) as Derek- brilliant editing/sound editing and apt SFX- all of the performances are exactly what they need to be- the legitimately beautiful scene in the sunken Ol' Parchtown- it's not just an 80s slasher parody; I mean, it is, but I think it subverts/goes beyond that "expectation" through its ample surrealism and inventiveness."I have a hairy dick... you know how I hate little baby dogs and their little hairy baby dog dicks..? When I look at a little baby dog, Brent, I see the parts of me that I hate! I hate my little... hairy... baby... dog... DICK!"

Kat4.0

Dude, Bro!!! Delta Bi for life! But for real party massacres happen way too often. Super quotable with fun one liners. Love Greg Sestero playing a college bro. Needed more shirt ripping though.And like was mother face really the bad guy? The baddest guy was the baby dog hater. Also unexpected Andrew W.K. This movie will make you wanna party til your pants fall off. Or your just drunk. Either way it's still awesome.