*me reading the summary of the film*: “oh how could I not love this?!?!”*me while watching the film*: “oh that’s how...”As I was watching Goodbye, Dragon Inn on a completely legal and morally upstanding website, I was suddenly informed via a small pop up that there was a newly single milf (I believe by the name of Nicole) within a 5 mile radius that wanted to have a discussion of sorts. As I hovered over the unassuming “x” with my cursor, I became entranced by the audacious solicitation, the bold assumption carried out by “Nicole” that I would want to talk to her. And then I realized Nicole is a hero. She’s a hero because for those 45 seconds I was more invested in her misplaced advances then I was in Goodnight, Boring Inn. So “Nicole,” if you are reading this, thank you, and maybe I will reply to you one day, it depends solely on if people keep recommending me boring films.4.5 / 10













