I loveChristopher Lambert's brooding eyes and wicked smilethe clumsy but epic fight scenesSean fucking Connerythat music. Fuck I miss Queen. the complete absence of convincing Scottish accents. Bar Mr. Connery's of course. But he's playing an Egyptian Spaniard or somethingthe fact that it is historically more accurate than Braveheartthat one of the nastiest and creepiest villains ever is played by a guy named Clancyhow it takes time to build its mythology without outstaying its welcome at any timethat no matter how many shitty sequels you throw at it, it only proves there really can be only one














