Dario: So I’m going to make another movie with a killer in a trench coat stabbing women to death. This one is set at a bording school in Switzerland.Studio: Perfect. How much money do you—?Dario: But mostly it’s about a girl who psychically communicates with insects.Studio: Wait what?Dario: Yeah she talks to bees and can control swarms of fliesStudio: uh—Dario: And her best friend is a bug scientist in a wheelchair played by Donald PleasanceStudio: I’m confusedDario: And Donald Pleasance has a monkey butlerStudio: …………Dario do people still get stabbed?Dario: Yes lots Studio: Please stop talking and take the money














