Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.Ok, why the fuck did I not see a single La Cabello? Huh, not one of those dudes got their back broken from a Camel Clutch.Some dudes kidnap someone or something and El Santo awkwardly beats them up until he wins the day.The action is sluggish, and it's like no one knows how to take a punch or a fall, in a movie STARRING A LITERAL WRESTLER.I think the thing is it needed to be a bit weirder, like when these Luchadors fight mummies or whatever.I do wonder how the new Rey Mysterio show is going to be














