The one I will defend against all comers.I'm sorry but this one kind of owns, and I have no idea how it got the reputation for being the worst Trek movie. When you've got movies like Ron Perlman playing a telepathic bat-goblin you can't lose! If the studio and director had let Tom Hardy do a wacky voice, this could have easily been four stars. This is a good example of what I want from a Trek movie. If it's going to be a movie, I need to see some big social and political upheavals in the Trek universe. The board has got to get shook up. The Nexus? Finding God? A planet that makes you young again? Save that ponderous shit for a TV episode. The Romulan Senate and military getting washed by a perverted clone of Picard, his giant death ship, and army of bat-goblins? Yes please. The goofiest part of this movie by far is the totally perfunctory action scene that's just there to show that the Enterprise has an ATV they can drive around. Why they would even need a car in the first place is pretty funny to think about.Thus ends my sojourn through the canon of Star Trek the motion pictures. No, I will NOT be doing any of the JJ Star Trek movies as they are not Star Trek in any sense I recognize.
