WAZO BEAN

Tune into WAZO BEAN’s all-life radio station, where you can find newly released ultrasonic moth music, electromagnetic-field bee operas and the hottest mudskipper love songs. Open up whatever sensory organs you have been equipped with and enjoy the kaleidoscopic sounds of life on earth. Walk, crawl, or undulate across musical bridges constructed by your cousins from the Animalia, Archaebacteria, and Plantae kingdoms! This month we will be having a very special broadcast - we’re welcoming a new species to the show: human beings, particularly homo sapiens. Ever wondered what goes on in the minds of humans? How they perceive the world around them? Do they make art? Many creatures have shown skepticism regarding humans’ musicality, as they lack some of the most mainstream musical senses, such as electroreception, ultrafrequency detection and magnetoreception. You certainly won’t be bumping into a human being at a magneto-pulsation trance music festival! But let me tell you, they do make their own kind of music, and it’s an exciting world that we’re eager to let the rest of living species dive into! Their band makes what they call “Primal Neo-Soul”, a genre similar to feline hyper-pop - whose most avid listeners include comb jellies (Ctenophora), sperm whales (Physeter macrocephalus) and the common Scottish midge (Culicoides impunctatus).