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Directed by Mary Bronstein
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
A bleak, dark drama.
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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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What is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You about?+
The film follows Linda, a woman navigating the collapse of her personal life and mental stability amidst her child's mysterious illness and a strained relationship with her therapist.
Who directed If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?+
Mary Bronstein directed the film, which was released in 2025.
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