Joe Andrews

Songwriter and musician in San Francisco. 27 going on 28. Registered organ donor. Muppets enthusiast. Always a bit too tall for urinals. Says "Thank you" while holding doors for other people. Father to two plants named Gertrude and Gertrude. Favorite movie is Dreamworks' "Flushed Away." Occasionally brushes his teeth and pees at the same time to prove he's still got it. Aspiring b-roll actor for pharmaceutical commercials. Never drops the octave while singing in the car. Had a kidney stone last year and unsure if he ever passed it. Bought a poker set on Facebook Marketplace two years ago and still hasn't used it. Has chocolate milk every night with dinner. Personal record for continuous driving using only his knees is three hours. Couldn't watch "The Wizard of Oz" until age 12. Dances like he's always auditioning for Soul Train. Never refills his tank with more than 10 miles to empty. Lifelong skeptic that it was only "the love" that made Clifford grow so big. Wishes the Body of Christ tasted better. Weezer apologist. Sets all his WiFi passwords to be references to Cats the musical. Still wondering if mayonnaise is an instrument. Claims Host at the end of all Zoom meetings so he always leaves as the alpha. Nada y pues nada y nada y pues nada. Hail nothing full of nothing, nothing is with thee.