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adrian3.5

If directors were cam girlsRidley Scott: not sure if tonight’s show will be good but stick around to find out, you never know!Burton: with me tonight are returning guests Helena and JohnnyChazelle: jazz for me baby Wes Anderson: *attempts to stay center-frame at all times*Shyamalan: watch until the end. it’ll be worth it, I promise ;)Guadagnino: this’ll be another long one, we’ll be streaming Tilda sun comes up Edgar Wright: with me tonight are returning guests Simon and Nick Tarantino: *shows feet*Nolan: hey boys! today’s show will be streamed with my new IMAX camera so please don’t watch on mobile devices xoxoSean Baker: *streams from iPhone 7*

Arlo McLean4.0

10 minutes in: I wanna be a cam girl 20 minutes in: wait nevermind 30 minutes in: what the fuck40 minutes in: starts pausing because I’m getting so anxious 50 minutes in: FUCK 65 minutes in: DHSHSHSHS75 minutes in: SCREAMING 88 minutes in: ok maybe

Brian Tallerico3.5

Black Mirror is gonna fire the writer who should have come up with this first.