Dracula’s coffin flies through the air while “Ride of the Valkyries” plays. Yeah, it’s that kind of movie. Then the movie features magical comets, Dracula looking like 90s Meat Loaf, and Bruce Glover (Crispin’s Dad) as Van Helsing. Make no mistake, this is a 1/2 star movie at best that looks like a cheap stage production because it was SOV but damn its entertaining as hell. Thank you to Red Letter Media for bringing this one to my attention.











