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A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
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The Holy Mountain for holy moly mountain maniacs. Every act of destruction is the most creative thing you can do for yourself. Run, don't walk. Make your movie now, it will change your life. Making this one changed mine.Rointed Q&A w/ Emily Kaldenbaugh, Ion Birch, Dylan Mars Greenberg, Kasper Melted, and m'self :3
A very inspiring film about being inspired to make films nobody else would make. Also very inspiring to see my friend Shayna moderate a great Q&A!
Castration movie ii for Kentucky mountain freaks. Donald Farmer is a SHOCKINGLY good performer for this kind of thing. He commands the screen and absolutely SELLs Kaspers warmed brown dialogue. I got to work the booth for the New York premier for this movie, which metacinematically treats Donald as a legendary director (he is) and then immediately run over to see Donald farmer directed move at Nitehawk cinema, which makes me the lucky girl in the world. There are more trans women in this than in all of Jane schoenbruns movies.
A surreal cosmic girl leaves her star planet to enter a VHS tape via an earth oven while filmmakers and eccentric characters collide in a handmade absurdist adventure.
Garchaster's Cornblade was directed by underground filmmaker Kasper Meltedhair in 2026.
Screenings are primarily held at independent microcinemas and underground film festivals. Full schedule on Mood.
