Hitchcock: Okay, which blonde have I not cast in one of my pictures yet?*sees Doris Day*Hitchcock: I’ll take that one! *Doris Day walks up to Hitchcock*Doris Day: Mr. Hitchcock! It’s an honour to be cast in your new picture. But I have one request. Can I sing?Hitchcock: Uhhh...ha ha...Ms. Day this is a “Hitchcock” picture. I’m the master of suspense, what would I do with signing?Doris Day: Well, I’m Doris fucking Day and you’re going to let me sing you bald bitch! QueeEEEeee sera SERAAAA














