Mood

Directed by Mary Bronstein

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

A bleak, dark drama.

Drama
2025
1h 53m

Η Linda, θεραπεύτρια και μητέρα, προσπαθεί να διαχειριστεί ταυτόχρονα τη μυστηριώδη ασθένεια του παιδιού της, τον απόντα σύζυγο, την εξαφάνιση μιας ασθενούς και την ολοένα εχθρικότερη σχέση με τον δικό της θεραπευτή. Καθώς οι κρίσεις συσσωρεύονται — και μέσα από μια πορεία που ισορροπεί ανάμεσα στο ψυχολογικό δράμα και την μαύρη κωμωδία — η Linda χάνει την αίσθηση της πραγματικότητας, επιτρέποντας στον θεατή να δει τον κόσμο μέσα από τη δική της στρεβλή, απεγνωσμένη οπτική.

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What is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You about?+

The film follows Linda, a woman navigating the collapse of her personal life and mental stability amidst her child's mysterious illness and a strained relationship with her therapist.

Who directed If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?+

Mary Bronstein directed the film, which was released in 2025.

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