ELAINE: Ugh. You wouldn't believe it. My boyfriend dumped me. My friends, who I don't even like, they won't talk to me. (face-pulling) All because I don't like that stupid English Patient movie.WAITRESS: Really? I thought it was pretty good.ELAINE: Oh, come on. Good? What was good about it? (scoffs) Those sex scenes!I mean, please! Gimme something I can use!WAITRESS: (sour) Well, I liked it.The waitress takes the coffee pot and walks away into the back.ELAINE: (calling after) Hey. You forgot about my piece of pie. Hello? (irritated) You know, sex in a tub. That doesn't work!---------------------------------------------------------CAROL: Elaine. Elaine, did you just see The English Patient?GAIL: (tearful) Didn't you love it?LISA: How could you not love that movie?ELAINE: How about, it sucked?--------------------------------------------------------LISA: We just saw The English Patient again.GAIL: It's even better the second time.ELAINE: They make it longer?---------------------------------------------------------PETERMAN: Elaine, I hope you're watching the clothes, because I can't take my eyes off the passion.ELAINE: (quiet vehemence) Oh. No. I can't do this any more. I can't. It's toolong. (to the screen) Quit telling your stupid story, about the stupid desert, and just die already! (louder) Die!!
